If you do not know what an impressum is:
It is nothing like a Lorem Ipsum, and it is not a periplasmodium either.
Or as a professor of German Literaturum once told us pupils who were gatherum in her colloquium:
This is not a conundrum so lift up your asses from the linoleum and sing us some, you bunch of possums.
The truth is: It’s an imprint.
What do we need an imprint for you might ask.
You might ask that.
You really might.